The SENSATIONAL and SPECTACULAR
*** DEBUT SHOWS from NEW ORLEANS ***
("Russian Mafia Band")
"It's their debut shows in the west coast - 'direct from New Orleans' for debauched nights of mayhem"
Russian Hooligan Songs, Gypsy , Street Folk,Balkan , Klezmer New Orleans
The story of DEBAUCHE is a very sad story:....
There were only two of us left on the float ( my Uncle Milan and I), when the Soviet nuclear submarine “Vodka Dva” (“Vodka Two”- English) or Vodka Vodka or lodochka podvodochka, as we use to call it with love, sunk in the Caribbean Sea after colliding with Cuban shrimping boat. ....
For two weeks me and my uncle Milan, who’s two younger sisters were eaten by bears two weeks earlier (the most common death in the Ukraine – what a bad luck), were floating in the open seas with no drink and no water, feeding on the carcass of a dead dolphin. Uncle Milan- the greatest milafonist of the Ukraine ,suddenly felt sick .He never made it to the shore, holding his precious Milafone until his last breath. He died of food poisoning (as doctors told me late).....
Finally we were rescued - Me and my dead uncle Milan by Russian Mafia from Miami .They gave us shelter, food and had to beat up my uncle Milan only once for the bad smell. They put us to work-we had to wear high heels and pretend that we were women.
They also taught us how to play musical instruments. I was playing a big drum, and my uncle Milan who was still holding together was playing his milafone.....
When we were first discovered as a band at the Seafood Festival by the greatest American anthropologist Conan O’brien, he made an astonishing analogy to our music:....
If Schwartzennegger and Chuck Norris (I like Chuck Norris personally) had to drink a lot of Vodka and have a lot of sex, that’s what we sound like. Please enjoy it while we are here.
Going 'Late-Nite' from 9:30pm 'til 3:45am...
This Becomes a *** 'Dark Star Orchestra After-Party Show ***
$15 (adv) - www.boomboomtickets.com